Even more absolutely, positively, no-strings-attached, free hand-signed bookmark
What do you get when you cross a hand-signed bookplate with an author bookmark? Whatever you call the offspring, it looks like this, and it's absolutely free. It can turn any one of my books into the next best thing to a signed copy. And can a signed copy mark what page you're on? I don't think so.
Each signature is done by hand, by me. (And yes, for those who want to give me a hard time, that bizarre scrawl is my signature. What can I tell you? It's the only signature I've got.) And I'll do personalized bookmarks on request.
Yeah. I realize it's not quite as swaggy as some authors' swag. When I'm selling books in the millions, I'll offer more. Meanwhile this is free, and it has heart. You have to respect heart, right?
And now, you ask, how can it be even more free, more no-strings-attached than it was before? Well, I'll tell you. I just had a new batch made up, and they're much longer. Because my list of books is growing so fast. (Note: I believe this is what you call a high-end problem.) So they no longer fit in a #10 envelope. They now have to go in a 9x12, and the postage may vary depending on your zip code. So this could get a whole lot more complicated, or a whole lot simpler.
I chose a whole lot simpler.
Here's how you get one.
Ask me for one. Go to the Contact Me page, email me with your address, and tell me you want one (or more). I'll do the rest.
Tell me it gets easier than that.
As always, for book groups: If your group is going to be reading and discussing one of my books, I'm happy to send one for each member, and the postage is always on me. Just go to the contact page, tell me how many people are in your group and send one address for a group representative. I'll send enough for each of you. It's my way of saying thanks for choosing my book.